Please STOP KICKING ME!
I know you are there, you do not have to constantly remind me. I love your little movements and spins, but do you always have to kick so hard?
And please stop dancing on my bladder, I do not appreciate the sudden urgency at which I have to pee, only to find that when I try to go, nothing comes!
Seriously child, you are going to kick your way through my stomach. But I love you anyway